Hey, who knew it, I can do math!

But I had to go through with the endevour to come to the conclusion, rather than going 'Hmm, this is going to be a lot of trouble'.

I have two kids, one's three, one is only 10 weeks old.

My best friend got married yesterday.

My partner had to be at a funeral halfway down the country.

And of course, I couldn't not go... so after some organising of a lift, off I went.

It was grand at first. Eldest wanted to go and do dancing (so he did), youngest wanted lots of cuddles (which he got, from various members of the party), and I wanted a ciggie.

Damn.

Anyway, I saw a few people, cracked on well with people I rarely see (I live in a tiny village full of chav's and don't drive, I don't see much of my friends anymore) and tried to enjoy myself.

Well, the first dance started (I almost cried, how soft have I become since becoming a mother!) and I really wanted Popple (said partner who was at a funeral) to be there to cuddle me

And then the DJ's decided to play the most obnoxious loud music imaginable. Now, I say obnoxious... what I really mean is crappy out of date 'pop' drivel which truley make your ears bleed and make you wish for a quick death.

And it was rather loud... and the wee bairn wasn't happy.

So we sat in another room (where the food was, score!) all night.

Various people came and went, and they'd offer to look after said kids so I could have a ciggie. Thank god!

On the way I met a lovely lad called Tucker.

He's rather into his own body modifications too (Oh, if you didn't know, that's why I'm called Modified Mummy, body mods are certainly grand!) and having a real conversation, with a real person, about tattoos and piercings was devine! And as I was wearing a shorter dress than normal, and was barefoot, two of my three tattoo's were rather visable, and certainly a point of discussion!

It's wierd that I am the first 'mother' out of that whole circle of our friends... and yet my friend was the first to be married (but that's only because I am unsure about their relationship, but that's not for me to think about, they're married now, and happy I assume)

I might do some play piercing later, that'll be fun.